Flatlanders

An unflattering name given by people in Wisconsin to residents of Illinois who travel to Wisconsin for weekend jaunts.

"Those damn flatlanders keep coming to our bars stealing all our cute chicks."

by Michael Coyle November 15, 2007

flange flattener

When a female falls over and lands on her flange.

i.e "Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener."

Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener.

by Hazza151 May 23, 2014

flat liner

A person who has died, referring to the heart monitor "flat lining", as can be seen in any film featuring an emergency room death.

When Ray makes love to a women, she may say, "it was like sex with a flat liner!"

by Mark J. July 16, 2008

flatlander

Used by native Vermonters to describe people from anywhere else in the country, regardless of whether or not your state has a higher elevation than Vermont. If you aren't native to Vermont, you're a flatlander, period. The term came about because of people from other states visiting the state on account of the ski resorts and the mountains.

"Those damn rich flatlanders come up here from freakin' California and buy up all our farmland and develop damn Walmarts all over the place."

"You're from Michigan? You're a damn flatlander."

"I'm a ridgerunner, not a flatlander."

by katelynrt April 10, 2006

Flatline

1. To be dead, refering to how ECG machines' little green line goes flat when someone is dead.
2. To kill someone, literally or figuartively.
3. To be retarded, metally challenged, stupid, dimwit, and/or dumb.
4. A game where people choke themselves to get the feeling equivalent to be high. Therefore, legally high. Also known at the Choking Game and Space Monkey(s).

1. "Doc, the patient hass flatlined!"
2. a) The marine flatlined the Iraqi terrorist.
b) "I'll flatline you if you tell my mom I got a 46 on my math test!"
3. "Did you just figure out that water is wet? Wow Flatline, you're a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
4. A lot of kids accidently kill themselves trying to get high while playing Flatline

by Carrera's Wedge May 9, 2007

flatlander

a term mostly used in Maine, Vermont, and New Hampshire that describes people from Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Connecticut. a derogetory comment, meaning either tourists or people who move from MA, CT, or RI to any of the farther north states and try to change everything.

those damn flatlanders are coming up here and chopping down our trees to build thier 'big box' stores!

by k.zazzle March 24, 2007

Flatlander

Andy Morin's true identity.

Stefan: Who's he?
Zach: That's Andy, or Flatlander?

by empelon February 15, 2019