Flexsexual

When you're depressed and lonely so you make a pocketpussy with flex seal.

Musil is very flexsexual person.

by Trednek7 June 24, 2020

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Flexsexual

Flexsexual is when a person is sexually into any or all flex products. May include Phil swift

Hey Tim did you know I’m flexsexual

by LILnJIMMY January 31, 2021

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fatsexual

A fatsexual is a fat person who is sexual, despite the cultural misconception that the two should not mix.

"I'm coming out of the closet as a fatsexual: I am a fat person who likes to fuck other people, and you all can just fucking deal with that."

by buddhapotter November 9, 2015

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Someone to pretends to be heterosexual, but is in a secret relationship with one or more of the same gender. Fausexuals are known to be extremely perverted and spend most of their time watching pornos while masturbating.

Guy 1: Did you hear Derek came out yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah, he said he was a fausexual or something.
Guy 1: I really feel bad for the guy...

by TheGuyInTheBox June 19, 2011

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Fallsexual

Noun: Adjective: Refering to the lustful feelings brought on by the crunching of leaves, the sight or taste of pumpkins, and any other Autumn related circumstance.

I was feeling fallsexual and quivered slightly when I stepped on the colorful leaves and heard them swish and crumble dryly.

by Zorrocat October 24, 2017

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