Nalgas de flan

Someone who has a very jiggly butt and it is usually someone who is overweight.

Nalgas means buttcheek in spanish, and flan is a pudding that is very jiggly.

When she walked her butt jiggled... Talk about some nalgas de flan...

by Markinator1 July 15, 2010

sounds like a flan

A more accurate version of Sounds like a plan, because it doesn't sound like a plan, it *is* a plan.

Person 1: "Lets go to the movies."
Person 2: "Sounds like a flan!"
Person 1: "Err...great."

by Thomas Christian April 30, 2008

Maidment Flan Juice

Maidment Flan Juice is the excess botty jizz that seeps out of the anus whilst being plunged by a penis or sex toy!

Stephen licked up the Maidment Flan Juice from Edwards taint whilst Justin pumped him raw!

by Russell Hobbs II May 10, 2018

flanned the headers

Non maintenance of the cooling system that results in a blown head gasket, antifreeze leaks on to hot exhaust manifold and creates steam. When the antifreeze mixes with the oil it has the color and consistency of flan, thus, the term; “flanning the headers” is applicable.

I flanned the headers and damaged the engine.

by Dora the Destroyer May 31, 2018

jizz flan

A Jizz Flan is an open, rimmed, pastry or sponge base, containing a sweet or savoury Jizz filling. Examples are the quiche lorraine, custard tart, and cummy yummy tummy surprise.

Give me another jizz flan will you, I'm going to eat this one without my hands.

by Turdsandwich22 June 24, 2017

Jack back flan

when you place flans on a person's back and wank onto them until you cum and then they have to eat them

Matthew pulled a Jack back flan on me last night

by cumluvrrrr February 7, 2022

Flanned

Prive made this up when he didn’t have a word to finish his last bar on “Tough.” It means to be dazed or to be zoning out.

The guy was sitting in the corner, Flanned.

by Dollarmenuuu January 28, 2024