flampy

Something that is unlikeable, unfortunate, or stupid.
Can even be used as an insult.
The act of being flamp.

Doom3 was such a flampy game.
E-whores are flamp.
WHAT THE FLAMP?!

by beta October 1, 2005

flaph

v. the action of water getting onto ones feet when walking in the rain, specifically when wearing flip flops
n. the water that gets on ones body as a result of flaphing

in a sentence: the water flaphed onto my ankles as i was sprinting to the house in my flip flops during a rainstorm.

by DeeJayGJ February 26, 2009

flampy

When you deposit a load of swimmers (semen) in your chicks (or dudes) mouth. They spit the load on your bean bag and then singe the jizz off with a hot light bulb.

Dude, if you like the smell of burnt hair and semen, have your old lady give you a flampy.

by Rex Mantooth October 17, 2006

Flamper

The place where your hamper should be, as well as the place where your clothes are, when you are too much of a slackass to finish the laundry.

Warning: The use of this term may induce assault.

Husband: "Sweetheart have you seen the laundry basket? Nevermind, I'll just leave these socks in the flamper."
Wife: WHAM-O!

by Alex P. Smith January 15, 2009

Flamper

A floor used in place of a hamper.

"Hey, get your clothes off the flamper!"

by AmandaShelby October 18, 2008

flamhead

i word that i made up online because i was to lazy to type out flamingohead. it is a serious insult, and if some calls you a flamhead, it is really mean.

Gosh, cait, you're such a flamhead!

sorry, my flamhead computer is being really slow.

by yvette January 29, 2005

Flimph

n. One who sucks farts out of seat cushions

Don is such a flimph, as soon as this bus stops and that guy sitting over there gets up, Don will go over there and suck any farts out of that seat cushion.

by TantraRabbit November 29, 2005