I was in the classroom and the teacher had to leave for 5 minutes. We were all sitting there and the girl bully saw my undies sticking out of my pants. She yelled TIGHTY WHITIES. Everyone Jumped at me and stripped me down to completely nothing but White strong tighty whities. They then dragged me by my underwear to the school's flagpole and attached them to the pull string. Then they pulled me all to the top and I Was sky high on a flagpole hanging wedgie. I cried because girls and everyone saw me up there naked only in briefs. I was often fed by the girl bullies but then raised back up. It sucked! I pooped and pissed by underwear like 10 times in 1 minute. 2 Weeks later though a MILF teacher saw me and got me down. I needed counseling. Hanging wedgie nerd is what I am.. A flagpole wedgie..
by Liam72 May 5, 2014
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Person: I don't give a shit, go fuck up a flagpole!
Person: I don't give a shit, go fuck up a flagpole!
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2. "Have you heard of color? And how!"
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2. "Have you heard of color? And how!"
3. See #1's pants.
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Also, can describe any man that is hopelessly unable to stop mansplaining even after they've been spoken to repeatedly and at length, even with reciprocated understanding, to cease that kind of bullshit.
Also, can describe any man that is hopelessly unable to stop mansplaining even after they've been spoken to repeatedly and at length, even with reciprocated understanding, to cease that kind of bullshit.
Sarah was having a pretty good day even with constant line of customers, until this one guy with apparent Flagpole Syndrome came in and told her how the espresso machine worked. She was rightly frustrated because Sarah has been a barista for the entire 6 years she has owned the coffee shop - especially because she used to date the guy.
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