Fingerlings

An under-appreciated piece of writing or art

Gabriella Morena's poems are true fingerlings.

by DetailedLies August 6, 2014

fingerling

When a girl fingers herself while simultaneously fangirling. This phenomenon most commonly occurs while reading smut and other forms of dirty fan fiction.

Directioner: "I was totally fingerling while reading After, the Harry Styles version of 50 Shades of Grey."

by OkeyDokeyThen October 23, 2014

Fingerling

To touch yourself over a band member while fangirling; screaming or crying while masturbating to hot people

Dude: OH MY GOD LOOK HE'S SO HOT
Dude two: Who? bro why are you crying-

Dude: HE'S SO PERFECT
Dude two: stop touching yourself, you're making me uncomfortable

Dude: I'M FINGERLING LEAVE ME ALONE

by Asdfghjklhalp April 26, 2014

fingerling

A word used to describe someone with very small man parts (penis size). Such as the size of a fingerling potato.

Last night was a total waste of time.
Why?

He was totally a fingerling!

by Kendreezy April 12, 2011

Frittering

spending and wasting way too much time on the combination of facebook and Twitter

I was lazy today. I spent hours just frittering and doing nothing

by orourkeland April 30, 2009

fingerlingus

The art of inserting fingers into the vagina or rubbing the clit for sexual pleasure.

Oh baby, I love when you give me fingerlingus. It makes me so wet!

by goldfishbowl February 24, 2009

Fingerlingus

The act of acquiring human female vaginal fluids using fingers and orally sharing them with another person.

Always wash hands after fingerlingus prior to making a sandwich for your mother.

by Bobbbuhbobbob August 2, 2017