fibtab

Fucking Illinois Bastard Towing a Boat

Wisconsin people call the Fucking Illinois Drivers Bastards with the word FIB because they think they can drive fast in Wisconsin but most of the time don't know where the hell they are going so they are slow and taking up road space then you put the rich ones up her vacationing and they decide to tow their boat that won't even go in half of the boat docks that they want to launch from because it is so damn big and they pull it with their little expensive suv's

I was driving on 41 North and I get stuck behind this fibtab who was headed up to High Falls Flowage.

by lolatthisone January 24, 2011

Finbarr Maguire

A mythical hairy beast-type creature. Musical, likes to blow on his trombone. He wears teeny shorts pulled up very high. His favourite porn site is midgetamputeesex.com

AAAAAAAAAAAA, Finbarr Maguire is chasing me!!!!

by finbarrsfriends October 23, 2010

fatback chopper

Cleaving the buttocks in twain. Similar to a danza slap right along the buttcrack.

The bitch didn't like it in the ass so I had to teach her what's what with a Fatback Chopper.

by BUNNe's Sister, BUNNe, and an honorable mention to Wotan July 28, 2008

fitbutnotasfitasamrita

When a female (amrita) begs to be on the same level of sexiness as a male (anil) but she just don't possess the quality's needed to reach that level of bang-tidiness.

Amrita
i know a word for you
its quite long tho

Anil
explain

Amrita
okay
its
'fitbutnotasfitasamrita'
:d

Anil
its okay amrita (y)

by fitbutnotasfitasamrita November 20, 2011

fitlads

A place where ongoing sagas including fake deaths, transvestites adopting under-age "sons" and crutch fetishists are all the rage. Dead people, orange stick insects, trolls and egos collect there to try and belittle each other.

Log onto fitlads then

by fatmediawhorecow October 21, 2010

fitbin

Viz Magazine UK first used the word on the cover of the magazine to annoy Newagents(WHSmith)by creating an imaginary very rude swearword.
This was first used by Viz Character 'Sweary Mary', and is allegedly the rudest swearword in the world.
Can be used as an alternative to c*nt or f*ck as in the example.

"Oh fitbin, I've just stepped on a dog turd" or as Derek & Clive may have said "Adolf Hitler, what a fitbin he was....."

by Flange the Inquisitor February 13, 2005

Fitbit Salute

The act of masturbation while wearing a Fitbit.

Wow, I got a bunch of extra steps doing the Fitbit Salute.

by BoulderSender69 February 18, 2018