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Fucking Illinois Bastard Towing a Boat

Wisconsin people call the Fucking Illinois Drivers Bastards with the word FIB because they think they can drive fast in Wisconsin but most of the time don't know where the hell they are going so they are slow and taking up road space then you put the rich ones up her vacationing and they decide to tow their boat that won't even go in half of the boat docks that they want to launch from because it is so damn big and they pull it with their little expensive suv's
I was driving on 41 North and I get stuck behind this fibtab who was headed up to High Falls Flowage.
fibtab by lolatthisone January 24, 2011
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A "FIBWAB" is a term used by a "cheesehead" that means "Fucking Illinois Bastard- With A Boat". Wisconsin would have the economy of a third world nation without the money people from Illinois spend beyond the Cheddar Curtain each year.
Note to all cheeseheads: By 2018, people from Illinois will own more lakefront property in Wisconsin than locals. It is too late to close the border. FIBWAB in your mirror? Lead, follow or get the fuck out of the way!
FIBWAB by Overdrive August 28, 2006
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