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(fit-baw) Dialect, Chiefly Scot. -n

1. (m) the beautiful game

2. (f) the stupid game involving 22 grown men (and 3 officials of dubious parentage and eyesight) kicking around a lump of leather around a field, often sparking irrational behaviour, bad language and blind devotion to a team or player, to the detriment of normal marital relations.

(see Fitba' Widow)
Alright Mate, how bout some fitba'?
Fitba' by bPratik April 21, 2010
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Scottish slang
coming oot to play fitba
or
I'm going to watch the fitba at Pittodrie on Saturday
fitba by Colin Fyfe September 1, 2003
A beautiful, bubbly girl that is always loyal to her friends. She never loses her cool, and sticks to her own style. You go girl!
Wow. I just love Fitawit.
Fitawit is so nice!
fitawit by Bellasmellaella May 16, 2018

fitbasturbate 

Using a fitbit to track how many strokes you use while masturbating until you cum.
Archer: I used my fitbit to masturbate last night so I could see how many strokes I used till I shot my load.
Castor: How many strokes?
Archer: I fitbasturbated almost 4 miles last night!
fitbasturbate by False Aorta September 10, 2015

Fistbawl 

When you first her so hard that she cries
I always try to fistbawl her twat when I'm extra horny
Fistbawl by Dr Herminator November 3, 2020
means your a nitty or just a retard
jj you fitbag
fitbag by MiloBear420 May 26, 2017
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