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(fit-baw) Dialect, Chiefly Scot. -n

1. (m) the beautiful game

2. (f) the stupid game involving 22 grown men (and 3 officials of dubious parentage and eyesight) kicking around a lump of leather around a field, often sparking irrational behaviour, bad language and blind devotion to a team or player, to the detriment of normal marital relations.

(see Fitba' Widow)
Alright Mate, how bout some fitba'?
Fitba' by bPratik April 21, 2010
Related Words
coming oot to play fitba
or
I'm going to watch the fitba at Pittodrie on Saturday
fitba by Colin Fyfe September 1, 2003
A beautiful, bubbly girl that is always loyal to her friends. She never loses her cool, and sticks to her own style. You go girl!
Wow. I just love Fitawit.
Fitawit is so nice!
fitawit by Bellasmellaella May 16, 2018

fitbasturbate 

Using a fitbit to track how many strokes you use while masturbating until you cum.
Archer: I used my fitbit to masturbate last night so I could see how many strokes I used till I shot my load.
Castor: How many strokes?
Archer: I fitbasturbated almost 4 miles last night!
fitbasturbate by False Aorta September 10, 2015

Fistbawl 

When you first her so hard that she cries
I always try to fistbawl her twat when I'm extra horny
Fistbawl by Dr Herminator November 3, 2020
means your a nitty or just a retard
jj you fitbag
fitbag by MiloBear420 May 26, 2017