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Fitba'
(fit-baw) Dialect, Chiefly Scot. -n
1. (m) the beautiful game
2. (f) the stupid game involving 22 grown men (and 3 officials of dubious parentage and eyesight) kicking around a lump of leather around a field, often sparking irrational behaviour, bad language and blind devotion to a team or player, to the detriment of normal marital relations.
(see Fitba' Widow)
1. (m) the beautiful game
2. (f) the stupid game involving 22 grown men (and 3 officials of dubious parentage and eyesight) kicking around a lump of leather around a field, often sparking irrational behaviour, bad language and blind devotion to a team or player, to the detriment of normal marital relations.
(see Fitba' Widow)
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fitba
fitba by Colin Fyfe September 1, 2003
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Archer: I used my fitbit to masturbate last night so I could see how many strokes I used till I shot my load.
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Archer: I fitbasturbated almost 4 miles last night!
Castor: How many strokes?
Archer: I fitbasturbated almost 4 miles last night!
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Fistbawl by Dr Herminator November 3, 2020
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