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fitbaw

It's a stupit spelling of fitba, the Scots word for football. By football, I, of course, mean what Americans call "soccer".

Certainly not to be confused with fitb.
Ye wantin a game o fitbaw?
by orra December 12, 2008
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Fitba'

(fit-baw) Dialect, Chiefly Scot. -n

1. (m) the beautiful game

2. (f) the stupid game involving 22 grown men (and 3 officials of dubious parentage and eyesight) kicking around a lump of leather around a field, often sparking irrational behaviour, bad language and blind devotion to a team or player, to the detriment of normal marital relations.

(see Fitba' Widow)
Alright Mate, how bout some fitba'?
by bPratik April 21, 2010
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coming oot to play fitba
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I'm going to watch the fitba at Pittodrie on Saturday
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fitawit

A beautiful, bubbly girl that is always loyal to her friends. She never loses her cool, and sticks to her own style. You go girl!
Wow. I just love Fitawit.
Fitawit is so nice!
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fitbasturbate

Using a fitbit to track how many strokes you use while masturbating until you cum.
Archer: I used my fitbit to masturbate last night so I could see how many strokes I used till I shot my load.
Castor: How many strokes?
Archer: I fitbasturbated almost 4 miles last night!
by False Aorta September 10, 2015
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Fistbawl

When you first her so hard that she cries
I always try to fistbawl her twat when I'm extra horny
by Dr Herminator November 3, 2020
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fitbag

means your a nitty or just a retard
jj you fitbag
by MiloBear420 May 26, 2017
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