alaskan chinese firedragon

The act of taking a small drill, putting a dildo on the end, lace it with lubed up Pop Rocks, and violently doing vaginal.

The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.

Boy, my pussy is really sore after that Alaskan Chinese Firedragon.

I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.

by Cunt Destroying Splooge Cannon January 4, 2018

Alabama firedragon

When a man is receiving oral sex and just as he is ejaculating tells the woman something shocking like "I have herpes." The woman chokes, forcing the semen through her nostrils. (Kind of like laughing while drinking milk). This can also be known as an Alaskan firedragon

I gave my girlfriend an Alabama firedragon last night, but she dumped me.

by Big Poppa tha Cracka June 29, 2009

firme hina

a very hot chick (girl) - Mexican slang

Susana is one firme hina.

You see a hot girl walking down the street and say to your brutha, "Check out that firme hina".

by el mero chingon October 21, 2007

You're fired

What the American people overwhelmingly told Donald J. Trump in November 2020.

Donald J. Trump: you're fired!
-America

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 7, 2020

Filmed with a toaster

When a video stream is so bad the screen is all fuzzy.

Wow, is that being filmed with a toaster?!

by Hhgoal November 18, 2015

you're fired

Shows that your services are no longer required; the catch-phrase of Donald Trump from "The Apprentice."

Donald Trump wants to trademark this phrase; talk about slick marketing.

by cevikes March 30, 2004

you're fired

What Vince McMahon has been saying not only before, but also much cooler than Donald Trump.

Stone Cold Steve Austin, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!

by rockhard July 22, 2007