Fingerblast

fingerblast
The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet paella juice all over the living room

Dave: How'd it go with genna last night?

Jeff: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.

Dave: How was the cleanup?

Jeff: It was okay, mostly got on my face.

by Jonny stonking May 30, 2018

Fingerblastin

An assualt on the vagine with your fingers

Taylor cried when Evan was fingerblastin his butthole, because it hurt.

by unkonw January 29, 2007

fingerslam

verb, to fingerblast or finger attack the female genitalia

i fingerslammed that girl really fuckin hard

by Goaf June 4, 2007

fingerblast

A group of 4 weebs who are fill in for clan scrims in the mobile game, Standoff 2.

Hay man we need another person for our scrim
Bro just ask fingerblast

by LLAMA SAMA November 14, 2019

Fingerlag

(Also known as flingerag) Rare phenomenon when the race-condition that occurs when your mind instructs your hands to type two words simultaneously, fails, thus embedding one word inside another.

Embedded word will always have letters in correct order, although they may or may not be bunched together.

Anyone claiming fingerlag when embedded word is out of order, just typod really badly and got pwn'd by their keyboard.

is fingerlag:
Oh! fshituck! I left my phone at the office!

is fingerlag:
I'm gonna fuckikillng you!

is fingerlag:
Flingerag.

is fingerlag:
dDrLaZco.

is NOT fingerlag:
FOUYCUK

by Solodolo May 9, 2009

The Jc fingerblast

Finger blasting someone’s ass hole till it bleeds and you use blood as lubricant 😘

I just did the Jc fingerblast

by Boris Johnson December 11, 2019

2girls fingerpaint

Like 2girls1cup, except on this one two girls paint each other with the other ones poop

I made a reaction video for 2girls fingerpaint

by howudoin January 18, 2009