finchy

when something happens that is unexpected and akward.. but sketch

sometimes i try to see how much i can hurt myself

uh finchy

by hunnyhunny June 3, 2017

Finched

A term to describe misfortune, usually associated with an employer or workplace abuse or organizational betrayal

I put in all this extra work and they gave the position to someone else! I've been finched

by TheTipOfTheDagger July 20, 2022

Finchem

A turd burglar. A man who steals other men’s feces sometimes directly from their butthole. The term originated in Arizona predominantly among Republican men.

Mark wanted to control other men so bad he became a skilled Finchem. In one night, he would effectively steal all the feces in the village mostly right out of the asses of liberals.

by anonymous November 14, 2022

Finchem

A turd burglar. A man who steals other men’s feces sometimes directly from their butthole. The term originated in Arizona predominantly among Republican men.

Mark wanted to control other men so bad he became a skilled Finchem. In one night, he would effectively steal all the feces in the village mostly right out of the asses of liberals.

by anonymous November 14, 2022

Finchem

The art of stealing shit from another man’s ass while he’s actually defecating and before it hits the toilet, as a means of payback.

Mark wanted to own the libs so bad that he devised a plan to give 4 finchems per day to pay them back for stealing the election.

by anonymous November 14, 2022

Finched

To be finched describes what happens as an employee in an IT department who is suddenly and inexplicably prevented from going home on time by an inept IT director.

"Man, I was totally finched yesterday evening and had to carry out three hours of poorly planned work before I could go home.."

by TotalLoss March 21, 2024

Finches

A unit of measurement defined by half or less of a measurement of inches, for example, 12 inches would be 6 or less finches.

That wheel has a diameter of 2 finches.

by CommanderTartarSauce November 6, 2025