shirt filler

essentially someone who looks beefy in a tshirt, fills the sleeves, but is non-the-less a fat guy in reality. Hundreds of shirt fillers go to your local gyms.

girl: "that guy is jacked!"

Boy:"no actually, come beach time you would realize he is just a shirt filler"

by junbeh October 23, 2012

the position has been filled

decl. Innuendo given to a job applicant that s/he is under-qualified and will not be hired, despite the fact that nobody else before the applicant had by then previously chosen for the position.

It's amazing how I've sent my resume to several different startups and other larger companies -- And they all tell me that the position has been filled ... even with the job posting still kept up!!

by RehabbedMacAddict October 17, 2009

Filly Fooler

Commonly used in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfictions. A Filly Fooler is a pony that is attracted to the same gender.

In FlutterDash shippings Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are depicted as Filly Foolers

by EpicDash377 March 2, 2015

fart filler

to intentionally fart where the listener thinks a word will be spoken.

I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Scotch Fillet

A flaccid cock unable to achieve erection due to alcohol consumption.

Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.

by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015

Shirt Filler

A really shit doorman/bouncer who is a pussy and can’t do his job properly. He/she is absolutely useless as fuck and they are better off being glass collectors. Shirt fillers are normally sent as a replacement when the staff who normally work are off for the day or left the job. If you are a doorman and you have a shirt filler try get them to do the job properly or else you’ll just have a useless wanker who will get paid for standing around like a nob.

Dave: What was my replacement like last week did he look after you all?

Mickey: Nah mate he was a shit, few fights he just stood there and watched it all he was a pile of shit. Fucking shirt filler bastard.

by Na212 June 5, 2018

Massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart

When a person farts profusely resulting in an explosion with an unmerciful and unjust shit that some how rips the persons pants and peels the skin off ones ass cheeks resulting in the painting of ones white t-shirt and leaving a trail of hockey behind....

Holy titty fucking turtle!Were you there when Amanda let out that massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart?She really doesn't give a fuck about her asshole.

by Nutt soar December 27, 2016