Richard Figures

Richard Figures the Longshaft was an evil king in the dangerous land of war and craft, who kept the maiden Pinkcess trapped in a castle. Maroon and his trusty sidekick Cerulean the Wizard defeated him in a flourish, only to have Pinkcess abandon them. Their later roll for sadness was a critical fail.

"Fear not, fair maiden, for I shall rescue thee!" Richard Figures then proceeded to be maimed by the noble questors.

by CaptainBlueBalls August 19, 2011

Historical Figures

historical Figures Definition:
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1. adj Historical people, situations, or things existed in the past and are considered to be a part of history.

EX1: ...an important historical figure., ...the historical impact of Western capitalism on the world...

EX2: Historically, royal marriages have been cold, calculating affairs.
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2. adj Historical books, films, or pictures describe or represent people, situations, or things that existed in the past.

EX1: He is writing a historical novel about nineteenth-century France.

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3. adj Historical information, research, and discussion is related to the study of history.

EX1:historical records.

EX2:modern historical research.

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4. adj If you look at an event within a historical context, you look at what was happening at that time and what had happened previously, in order to judge the event and its importance.

EX1:It was this kind of historical context that Morris brought to his work...
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5. having once existed or lived in the real world, as opposed to being part of legend or fiction or as distinguished from religious belief.

EX1: to doubt that a historical Camelot ever existed a theologian's study of the historical Jesus.

Historical Figures:
Babylonians (made astrological charts thousands of years)
Mozart
Jesus and/or God
The Devil and/or Death
Beethoven
Michael Jackson
Thomas Jefferson
Abraham Lincoln
Columbus (Found a new world)
Quincy Adams
Francis Scott Key (wrote 'star spangled' banner)
General Custard (Fought the Indians)

by MirrorRhea May 2, 2012

Pornographic Stick Figures

What pervertedly lazy teenagers, preferably the ones from Chicago draw while sitting in *Physics* class. Especialy at Curie high school. Especialy by certain females... You know who you are.

*Hehe look at me, I'm drawing Pornographic Stick Figures! Boobies! hahahaha... ahhhh *sighs*

by Curt A.K.A. Curtis Mayfield February 6, 2009

La figuration

The act of being , pushed away by someone who thinks highly of themselves(but usually ain't squat)

She expressed a serious form of la figuration when we were in school but when she saw the stacks she make sober.

by NAPONORM January 24, 2018

Zero Father Figures

When you reply to raptv’s tweets with “YB better” “youngboy would never” “post youngboy” or “don’t care”

wow look at that jobless weirdo that commented yb better under raptv’s reply’s he must have zero father figures

by bigbaddaddy;) May 1, 2021

Figurality

The state of being figural.

Ah, the power of over-figurality!

by Mace April 4, 2004

Figurative Butt-hole

(noun) An anus which does not actually exist in the real world, but is often subjected to abuse.

Man, after getting raped by the physics test, my figurative butt-hole is sooo loose

by TransPM May 3, 2012