fible

The Fible is the Bible for the very popular religion Ferretism, and was created and written by the world ferret, Terref. He wrote this ferret bible to teach his followers of what to do to help him and know of their past. Here is the most famous quote in the Fible. "One peasant thought that the artwork of Terref was a penis. He will die soon in flames.

If you haven't read the fible your going to go to ferret hell.

by GumbyTheFerretLord November 5, 2019

figgle

The act of trying to conceal a fart but giving yourself away by giggling two-five seconds after said fart. Derrived from the words fart-meaning letting gas out of ones ass and giggle meaning silly laughter.

Those stupid sluts totally just figgled.

by beezy013 November 4, 2007

The Figel Option

A term used in beer pong that replaces a team mate for usually just a throw. The replacement can be anyone near the table choosen by the single player. This term is put in effect if the missing team mate taken a piss, droppin a deuce, or just unavalible at the time of his throw. This keeps the game flowing.

"Yo my team mate went to drop a deuce, imma have to run the figel option."

by Y0shi November 28, 2005

figleaf

(METAPHOR) relatively transparent ruse to hide something embarrassing behind something good, or something neutral. For example, a man may attempt to hit on a woman by attempting to get her involved in bible study. The woman would ordinarily find being hit on disagreeable or even offensive, so the man conceals his intentions as something considered good.

Comes from the tradition of Renaissance artists using figleaves to conceal the genitalia of nude subjects.

During the lead up to the invasion of Iraq, neoconservatives used concern for the the welfare of Iraqis under Saddam's oppressive rule as a figleaf for their bloodlust.

by Primus Intra Pares July 25, 2010

Fidler

The rarer yet superior spelling to the surname Fiddler and Fiedler. While it is originally of Anglo origins it has grown to transcend nationality, location, and time. A legend amongst men. Intelligent, attractive, strong, and compassionate. A Fidler is a genius and a natural born leader who's mere presence greatly improves the lives of people around them. While Fidler's have the power to conquer the world their natural benevolence precludes them from this action. However, if you are unfortunate enough to cross a Fidler you will be destroyed. Your fate will be instantaneous disintegration into ash. There is no mercy from a Fidler scorned. It is best to avoid such a fate.

If one comes into contact with a Fidler they must pay homage to the greatness they witness. Provide them with cash, support, and care for if you do there will be untold benefits.

1."I just became friends with a Fidler today. I have never felt more alive. I made a 100k just by being around him. He is a God among men"

2.Nick-"Where's Jeff, I haven't seen him in a while"

Anthony- "You didn't hear? He stole money from Fidler and was turned to dust"

Nick- "Damn, it must be true. There is no mercy for those who piss off Fidler"

3. Sara- "So I heard you started dating a Fidler"

Hailee- "yeah, he's the coolest, smartest, hottest, and compassionate guy I met!"

Sara- "I wish I could find a Fidler"

by DV The Great May 28, 2018

fanny fidler

when you finger a womens pussy

jays a right fanny fidler

by samibz August 5, 2008

Fegley

A slang term for the act of firmly squeezing your butt cheeks together to prevent bowel release, to the point that you cannot hold back anymore and you discharge fecal matter into your pants. The result is often associated with a carrot-like scent.

Aww dude, if I don't get to the bathroom quick, I'm totally gonna fegley myself.

by Beans2000 February 23, 2011