frictitiously

When the movement between two objects is more rough than it should or is expected to be.

1) That disposable razor frictitiously scoured the stubble off my face and left me with 3rd degree razor burn.

2) When we finally got down to action, all the stubble down there made for some frictitous deep dicking, resulting in pussy burn.

by Willie G! July 4, 2011

Frictitious

When an item of clothing creates too much friction for the wearer to properly enjoy a shot down the chute

These jeans are far too frictitious to visit the park

by Smiggs April 4, 2019

Fictitiously Friendly

1. One who pretends to be nice or friendly to peoples face but then talks about them behind there back.
2. Someone who seems caring about a friends feelings, shows compassion and understanding but doesn't really mean it.
3. A person that appears nice but doesn't have genuine intentions.

Be careful talking with them, They are Fictitiously Friendly. Not trustable.

by JCbrello March 13, 2023

factitious fever

Fever that is produced artificially by a patient. This is done by artificially heating the thermometer or by use of pyrogenic substances and is suspected if the pulse rate is much less than expected for the degree of fever noted.

The patient is suspected to have factitious fever.

by Zateina December 21, 2020

Fictatious

Fictatious, coined in response to those that promote alternative facts.

Those Fictatious people presenting alternative facts again.
How Fictatious of them.

by Jystdog March 13, 2024

Factishional/Factitious

(faction as a fusion of the two....nah!)....."look ya wee fanny! It is the truth ....ok ok...maybe I have EMBELLISHED oan it a wee bit n that but it is pretty much factual! not Fictitious! Factitious mate! Factiontional ya fanny! (Embellendish.....same as embellish but being a pure fanny with it n that eh!)

It isnae a lie ya bawbag! It is Factishional/Factitious tae the max ya wee fud!

by JuanSanClaro July 9, 2025

Fictionous

A person who likes fiction and things such as a fantasy to escape reality knowing that they're more happy in a fake, unreal, fantasy world that they usually live in. These people have been hurt so many times that they cease to believe in the reality that they come across and the reality that led them to suicidal thoughts. These people are the realest people that you will ever meet. They understand pain more than anyone else. When they say they care about you they aren't lying, when they say they love you better believe it because they've lived in pain too much to hate anyone else besides them self.

"That guy with a broken heart is so fictionous."

"He's really nice thoe."

by Mija_17 May 11, 2016