Flaccoon

A flat raccoon. Roadkill.

"Dude, that semi just hit a raccoon."
"It's a flaccoon now."

by The_Missus April 28, 2010

fiasco

In the conventional dictionaries, a fiasco is a complete and utter failure. Especially one which is embarrassing for the severity of the failure, or the severity of the ineptitude leading to it.

Hurrican Katrina did a lot of damage, and the response to the human tradgedy in New Orleans will be remembered as a gigantic fiasco.

by Ramon Gutierrez September 21, 2005

Flacco

Derived from Latin word Flacdemic
(n)Unibrowed alumnus of a scholarly institution of higher learning, The University of Delaware, who also simultaneously dominates life(s) in general.

(adj) Unibrow with the thickness of Ed Reed's pubic beard

Have you seen how that broseph dominates life? He is one Flacco.

Did you hear that Tim Tebow is gay? That is so not Flacco

by Lord K.C. Keeler of Tubby Ray January 11, 2009

Fiacca

Italian orgin, made popular by the Calabrese.

Sluggishness
Tiredness
Laziness
Feeble
Dull
Half-Hearted
Unexciting
Unimaginative
Wishy-Washy
Uninspired

Or in more slang:

Cant be fucked
Cant be bothered
No energy

My fiacca's at an all time high with work today
I have fiacca with that assignment tomorrow
Remember that time me and you had fiacca for work?
If i didn't have fiacca i'd be rich by now
I have an unbelievable amount of fiacca for work tomorrow

by Fiacca April 13, 2011

fiasco

An event that has the appearance of falling completely apart at any moment, yet somehow manages to work out. Characterized by increased levels of both stress and enjoyment. Provides excellent story-telling material.

That trip where we drank rum and warm Pepsi and got stranded on that island and it started raining so we had to sleep in an old Datsun on that guy's front lawn when you were puking and we almost lost our jobs...man, that was a fiasco!

by Believe August 6, 2005

faggot fiasco

1. (noun)
The actual meaning and usage of the term a mystery, a "faggot fiasco" is simply a general (And particularly insulting and offensive) term used to describe anything in a negative manner. "is a faggot fiasco" would therefore be used in much the same way as "sucks" might, for example.

The term was coined by a man known only as 'Fox' in July, 2006 in a considerably incoherent post on the currently mostly defunct Gaming World, in specific, the Devlog section (Note: The status of the Gaming World website may have changed from the time this definition was written).

"Oh man, that birthday cake was terrible!"
"Yeah, I know, it was a total faggot fiasco."

Alternately, in its literal meaning:
"I'm in the process of making a new topic for RainbowNightmare over the whole Legion is a faggot fiasco."

by VanceMan11 July 13, 2006

The Lesbian Bondage Fiasco

Hit indie band founded on April 8th, 2010.

"hey man, we're gonna go see the lesbian bondage fiasco. they rock."

by GiantDouche April 8, 2010