futilise

To use an item so inappropriate for the require task that it either causes damage or makes the task impossible to complete.

Example #1: I futilised my teeth to cut the lawn today.
Example #2: I futilised tap water to clean my turned-on camera's lens...

by T-B May 12, 2008

fertile minnesota

A plac where theres nothing to do but drink outside. Like dont come here. Literally if youve never been here youre so lucky. Seriously stay away.

Hey should wr get an apartment in Thief River Falls?

Fuck no man thats almost as bad as fertile minnesota

by Lolyourpissedfyourefromfertile January 29, 2017

fergilisson

a type of cat that is prone to eating faces, mainly found in west-xylophone

Bro one: Dude did you hear that mrs. old lady died?
Bro two: Oh shit her cats a fergilisson
Bro one: Eh, she called the cops on me once, i dont really care
Bro two: You were naked in her lawn singing la macarena, what did you expect?

by johnwastaken69 October 12, 2020

Fertile Sod

The bunghole. The rectum. The anus.

Marelda’s eyes rolled deep into the back of her head as Reginald plunged his bulbous black cock deep into her fertile sod.

With no time to prep, Ethen let his Grindr date plunge deep into his extra fertile sod.

by Dick Onchin July 15, 2021

Looking Dominant and Fertile

One variation of the phrase breedable and submissive, implying the subject visually resembles one that would dominate in the bedroom and pass their dominant genes down, including, but not limited to: simply being on top, being the controller of the sexual partner, and being the one tending to their partner's kinks.

1. Manly Christine (female) walks into the room.
2. Jesse (male): "Looking dominant and fertile, bro- keep it up.
3. Manly Christine (female): "Oh, thank you, man; you're looking rather submissive and breedable, yourself!"
4. Jesse (male): "Wow, thanks!"

by Nopnop August 14, 2021

Fertilize the Fertilizer

The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"

by IsaacLechten October 21, 2016

Fertilizer

Cow shit used to make flowers grow.

Ew.What's that smell?Do they use fertilizer on that flower shop?

by BlackPohatu December 11, 2016