fertinger

someone who you can't stand

person: hello

Me: he is a fertinger

by yourlostdad January 11, 2023

Felping

When you purposefully drown yourself for sexual pleasure

I was felping for so long I passed out and my girlfriend found me drowning

by Mr Dawg12 March 6, 2024

Furping

A furp occurs when a person burps and farts simultaneously.

ALEX: Hey Daniel, wanna have a furping session later?
Daniel: Hell yeah man!

by Keem1007 April 13, 2024

ferting

The action of tucking one’s penis in-between their thighs in order to give the appearance that nothing is there.

How it feels to mention chuzz in a ferting era

by wumi November 17, 2024

Ferking

Fake working. When you are doing anything but working from home, and can pretend to be online via a device.

Friend: "What are you doing at the cinemas. Aren't you suppose to be working?"
Me: "All good, I'm ferking".

by TomTom1969 August 19, 2025