alberto fernández

a thot politician of Argentina that cant inniciate an argument without talking about Mauricio Macri

Alberto Fernández you got 2:00 to talk about your propoursals but you cant talk about macri
Alberto Fernández: i wHAT

by (n)lvrgn October 18, 2019

richard fernandez

the best boyfriend in the entire worlddd :))

Hey is that richard fernandez?!!! the best boyfriend in the world???!!!

by richards girlfriend December 9, 2021

Matthew Fernandes

A strait up hottie who likes to wear suspenders in school and finds loop holes in the ngs community.

Matthew Fernandes likes to play UNO with Lovepreet and Aadam.

by Awesomeness2.0 December 9, 2020

jonathan fernandez

A really amazing guy that can make a speechless poem for a girl. His girlfriend's name is Angeliz. He will do anything to make her day. He is a really funny boy. His favorite sport is soccer.He is a nerd but he is really cute. Every girl says that he is ugly but he is a real sweetheart. He is the best guy anyone can ask for.

Damn that got Jonathan Fernandez is looking so fine today.

No wonder every girl falls for his charming looks.

by Secret Admire is Angeeliiz March 5, 2017

fernandez claw

Often played in a small tight-knit group of friends, always male for obvious reasons. One male, will sneak up behind another, and grasp the others testicles firmly, and pushes upwards into the air. The duration of the hold depends on how close friends you are, and how much pain you wish for the victim to endure. Very fun game when played oevr a long period of time, so others forget. best played in shallow hottubs.

man 1 - Dude go give that charles guy the fernandez claw.
man 2 - yeah sure, he wont suspect a thing.
man 1 - just make sure you get him good from behind.
man 2 - wurd.

by stevert December 11, 2008

Shaden Fernandez

Shaden is the best and the worst friend you'll EVER have, the girls go CRAZY over him!

Did you hear about Shaden fernandez? The dudes a green banana lover and went all Van Gov last week

by GreenBananaLover April 3, 2013

Patric Fernandes

(noun):A person who often tends to have a large penis and have a very intellectual and humorous personality. Women would be considered his occupation for they are all he does. Is a freak but have an intense romantic side. An all around great person to know.

Susie: Who's that?
Jane: Are you serious, that's Patric Fernandes! Haven't you seen what's in his pants and dangling between his knee's.
Susie: No, how big is it?
Jane: Let's just say there's a cucumber and two golf balls in his pants.
Susie: Oh my God, I definitely need to meet him.

by flakita69 December 13, 2009