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fernando torres

fernando torres is the one of the best strikers in the world and is extremely talented when it comes to scoring goals, modeling, not being able to speak english and looking super hot!!!
he had the best abs and is a grass devouring sex tornado!!!
that guy is total fernando torres
he is freaking hot!
look at his washboard abs
by jen z October 31, 2009
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fernando

fernando= 69 . enough said .
yo i heard fernando is the best .

yup. hes the definition.
by loltyper November 14, 2011
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Fernando

Fernando is a super cool person and job wishes he could be like him but he cant so he dies just a little bit more inside. Fernando is super cool and can get with any girl he wants any time he wants he can do whatever he wants whenever he wants because he is so perfect.
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Fernando

Typical mexican name for a guy, and a spicy one too. A Fernando is a dare devil risqué guy who will fuck anyone anywhere at any time. He is known for stealing hearts and breaking them. He is a chick magnet and he knows it. Typical traits of a Fernando: spiky dark hair, piercing dark eyes, dark skin and a deep and seductive low voice.
Typical personality of a Fernando: douchey, player, cheater, lady's man, hot stuff, the desirable one.
Girl 1: *takes a deep breath* OMG I went to a club last night and met this guy he was so dark and lean and mean and I lost my virginity to him and made out with him and he asked me out and I want him and I need him even though he's with another girl now- wait! I forgot to ask his name!

Girl 2: no worries, I guarantee that was a Fernando.
by Thetruthbetold December 10, 2012
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Fernando

The name of any sexy person ever.
Hey Fernando, can we date?
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dirty fernando

While the person is sleeping, you shave off their eyebrows and replace with fecal matter.
While John was sleeping, his friends did a dirty fernando on him; he woke up and rubbed his eyes, wiping it off.
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fernando torres

Amazing spanish soccer player. He's only 22, one of the greatest strikers. he plays for spains national team and is the captain for club atletico madrid, his number is 9 for both teams. not only is he great at football (soccer) he's also great looking- hes got the eyes,smile, cuteness,abs,biceps,legs and ASS. HOTTEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER!
person : damn i saw this soccer player he was so fucking hot! but i dont know who he is, i just know hes number nine

me: o. thats got to be fernando torres! lol
by jess<3 March 6, 2007
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