Brick Fetish

An obscure sexual attraction to bricks, more common than you think.

A: Why is that guy always leaning against that wall?
B: Dude, haven't you heard of a brick fetish?

by National Archives October 8, 2015

Accordion Fetish

The act of shoving your fist down someone's ass, and then taking your other fist shoving it down their throat. Then playing them like a fucking accordion.

You better watch out for Tyrone, he has an accordion fetish! He once played Joseph like a fucking Accordion!

by Lee Refugee October 18, 2019

Penis fetish

When someone is sexually aroused by penises, but is not necessarily gay

"Mark got a Penis fetish from watching too much porn"

by NotMyRealName1993 March 1, 2022

Firish

An adjective or noun describing someone who pretends to be Irish, with a fake accent, who infact, lives on the east coast of America. Firish comes from Fake and Irish combined, to create this word.

-Did you see that Firish guy?
-Yeah, I heard he lived his entire life out in Cape Cod
-No way? That's why his accent is so fake
-Fuck yeah

by Qizx April 20, 2010

Hand fetish

When someone gets an erection because he sees hands

Brian: Yoshikage Kira has a hand fetish
Sam: oMg is that A fUckIng JOJO reference??!

by Jotaro has PTSD April 28, 2021

ankle fetish

The pure admiration and attraction to bare/uncovered ankles. Also the reason why Thomas MacLaren School requires students to wear socks that cover their ankles.

Mrs. Olson: "Your socks must cover your ankles, due to some students having an ankle fetish..."

by Thomasmaclaren.memes August 17, 2017

call mam fetish

an extremely annoying impulse to call your mother, even when in the next isle in a supermarket. Also it involves phoning your mam when in the adjacent room, just to ask for a biscuit

omg, that boys got a serious 'call mam fetish'. why cant he leave her alone for one minute...

by scott nicholson May 22, 2009