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festa

a girl who is either really nasty (un-hygenic) or who you have no interest in, or both. especially applies if that girl is way too into you or pitifully desperate. comes from verb:Festering see def.
man that festa courtney keeps calling me.

ugh, sorry dude that girl is butt nasty, just keep ignoring her and she'll get the message.

doubt it, she keeps showing up at my HOUSE man.

ew.
by lemurpie August 7, 2008
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festa

Festa is a very rare disease only found in the Miami suburb of Hialeah. Particularly the area surrounding, but not limited to, Hialeah Senior High. Although there is some speculation as to how one can contract it, scientist believe it is via coming in contact with bodily fluids such as skeet and feces. The disease goes through 79 stages before finally killing the victim in agonizing fashion, usually with the genitalia of the victim falling off.

As of 2006, there is only one known victim in the United States.
Boy: I have stage 69 Festa.
Girl: So all your pubes fell off?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Damn.
by MAFHialeah November 5, 2006
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Before wearing a Speedo, you should trim your feustache.
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Femstapo

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1.A group of people that search (typically on the internet) for things to be offended and/or angered by specifically for the purpose of starting arguments, condescension, shaming others, and professing their unwavering support of radical third-wave feminist doctrine.
"This post was awesome before the Femstapo goose-stepped its way in."
by DangerouslyOvereducated January 26, 2017
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festaud

To Festaud is to arrive constantly 30 minutes to any event
1: "Sorry I Festaud again"
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Feistazsy

When a woman evolves to become a fast and feisty with pizazz, sass and ass.
Wow, Amanda has really become feistazsy these last few months; it's a sexy fit on her!
by Hustle Wilson June 7, 2019
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