funnecessary

something completely useless and/or impractical that provides immense amounts of happiness and amusement despite its lack of purpose

Even though I new the glow-in-the-dark toaster wasn't what he wanted for Christmas, it was just too funnecessary for me to resist buying him.

by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis February 19, 2009

Fenner Fains

marijuana or to smoke marijuana

You got any fenner fains. (noun)
Fenner Faining tonight? (verb)

by Schubes November 11, 2004

fenneling

To undertake a dispicable act.

'I caught the dirty little so-and-so fenneling the other day'.

by Clifford The Love Bunny December 4, 2004

Fennel

A moniker for the word anus. Fennel is a vegetable available at most supermarkets, which just so happens to share the PLU code as anise: a similar vegetable. Anise sounds like anus, which is why fennel=anus.

Note: the PLU code is 4515, which is also used in place of the word anus.

Kevin: Did you pick up any fennel at the supermarket?
Mark: No, that's disgusting.

by 4515champ January 1, 2012

Fenech Family

The craziest and coolest family ever! They sit around campfires in the pouring rain and listen to oldies all night long. Someone in the family owns a cat named Albert, and one member is actually a tickle monster. About good portion of the family are hicks, while the rest are dying from smog inhalation.

I wish i was part of the Fenech family! They're the best!

by afer94 June 7, 2009

fennered

To be fennered is the ultimate honour in the town of Eastbourne, predominantly it is a honour bestowed on females but this could vary given the amount of Jagerbombs included in the situation. When your "fennered", expect to awake with a hangover and sore orifices.

Chaznay : "Hey Chardonnay, I brought this hottie back to my caravan in Peacehaven last night and I'm aching so much, the dude left straight after he saw the pics of my kids, even the one that was taken into care"

Chardonnay : "Don't worry hun, you've been Fennered that's all......get yourself checked out though that hound has been everywhere and he never gets himself down to the clap clinic"

by A friend who cares April 9, 2013

fennen

The best last name ever if your lucky you will have this last name

Fennen means your a god

by Naruto Fennen September 16, 2020