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When you are home alone and fapping and you see someone coming on the driveway but you are so close to cumming and you fap really fast and jizz before they make a knock on the door.
1. Everyone was out of house and I was pleasuring myself, but then i saw my cousin's car and decided to fasturbate.

2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.
by pundana July 20, 2016
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Fisturbate

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v. A variant of fisting in which you wank yourself inside a partner’s orifice as you’re fisting. Chiefly a gay anal sex practice involving the motion simultaneously stimulating the fistee’s prostate, but can also be vaginal.
“Fisting Robin was getting me harder and hornier, so I slipped it in and fisturbated”

I want you to fisturbate and then punch your spooge deep inside me
by NYCBill July 14, 2021
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fasturbater

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Someone who jerks off so fast that the dick flies off and exlpodes.
Gary jerked Bill off so hard his dick flew off and exploded in Tammy's face. Just another victim of the fasturbater.
by Slime Girl August 10, 2021
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Fasturbate

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When you fasturbate at max speed
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Fasturbate

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When you're in a rush and masturbating really fast.
I was late for my appointment so I only had time to fasturbate.
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