felqing

the practise of lengthening your chode in subzero temperatures, thus generating frosbite. Frosbite jelqing. Felqing.

Relax man, im just felqing .

by RaviTheRealMan March 18, 2024

Felqing

To defecate oneself and use the excrement as lubrication when masturbating. Typically used by males

“You wanna go munting bro?”
“Nah bruh I’m felqing right now!”

by TheOfficialPaulRevere April 2, 2024

Felking

Flossing with one’s pubic hairs

1: I ran out of floss, so I started felking.

2: What the fuck is felking?

1: It’s when you floss with somebody’s pubic hairs

1: Ew

by J_R_V May 23, 2024

Felting

The act of turning a human being into a rug, similar to what some would do with a bear.

Gavin caught Cal felting that young woman the other night.

by Love to Felt November 21, 2024

Felfing

Slang for a misunderstanding or blunder derived from an old latin word

There was a major felfing between the friends

by Bovine wonder December 8, 2024

Felqing

The act of Jelqing while giving bro a Feltch session.

Yeah I heard Kyle and Ryan were Felqing last week. Those two are hardcore.

by Kuru18 January 3, 2025

Felting

Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.

It is supposed to hurt this much after felting?
It's a sign you have been thoroughly felted.

by DKsider February 3, 2025