fettling

giving something a good clean. (yorkshire/northern english)
not to be confused with furtling, which is something else altogether.

by 'eck, t'back parlour were filthy. It looks reet gradely now i've gi'n it a good fettling.

by juliebtw October 15, 2005

Fitler

Contraction of fitness and Hitler.
A friend, gym teacher, or personal trainer who is obsessed with working out and tries to get you to go along with their fitness regime.

Today in gym the fitler tried to get me to run a mile.

Our gym teacher is such a fitler!

by NotaFitler January 3, 2010

fettler

A friendly Blackburn term used for a mate or pal.

"Arty o`reyt fettler?".....(meaning "Hello, are you alright my friend?")

"Owst tha doin fettler?"....("How are you my friend?")

"Ah`ll si-thi in a bit fettler"....("I will see you soon my friend")

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

feild

how retards spell field

"omg lawl i liek tolly wanna to liek play feild hockey l8er 2day liek oh my gawsh!!1"

by The Owner of LOL December 7, 2007

fitl

fuck it thug life

--ay fool im afraid 2 talk 2 dat bitch
-man fitl AY BITCH COME HERE

by KingSyko July 10, 2009

fertleswiper

A very chubby penis, with lots of bulging veins.

"look at the Fertleswiper on that, it looks like a melted Mars bar"

by Keith Laird May 28, 2006

feetlander

a person who always lands on their feet no matter how shitty the situation.

Honey has been through some real shit lately. no worries, though, she's a total feetlander!

by jameser612 September 15, 2010