faeces

A number of pieces of excremental matter.

"What ho, my good chap! It appears that during one's perambulatory peripateticism one has encountered a number of pieces of excremental matter that have adhered to the base-plate of one's footwear. S**T!

by Fred Smith October 23, 2003

Faeces

The brown stuff that comes out of your bottom. Commonly known as poo, shit, or crap.

"Eww. Look at that animal's faeces!"

by x.green.spinach.x May 16, 2006

feces

1: the stuff monkeys throw at each other and later sniff for pleasure (think of it as monkey cocaine)
2: crap

Those monkeys are throwing feces at each and then smoking it!

by PlayDohMan April 23, 2004

freeces

Free + feces = freeces, or free shit!

For example the type of stuff you would recieve at a birthday party (hats, noise makers, little toys)or yard sale give aways (stack of National Geopraphic Mags.) or even at weddings (bubble wands, bird seed packs, food) any thing that is given away for free. Dude , I'm going to the parade to get some freeces.

by Phil Jenkins esquire the third May 21, 2009

feces

A brown lump that decends from the anus hole. (Another word for shit)

Soon, the feces entered the rectum stage where the nutrients raped it until it was brown.

by Adam The Fucking Gold May 1, 2009

feces

feces means: shit

by Sir Cole Jerk August 25, 2003

Fecess

This word is the act of using diarrhea as an excuse to get out of an unpleasant task. Kind of like a recess.

Jerome did not want to go to jail for a third consecutive arrest for the possesion of crack cocaine during a routine traffic stop, he told the police officer that he was driving 83 mph in a school zone because he had explosive diarrhea. Nice fecess Jerome, I'm very proud of ya.

by Dr J G July 17, 2009