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Fecal base-camp

When a guy hasn't got the nerve to stick his finger or his cock inside the arse of a girl, but he spends a bit of time around her anus - testing for another time.
He knew Patricia was nervous, but filthy, so for the first date he only went to fecal base-camp.
by Zonal K June 24, 2018
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Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome is the "scientificated" term for a phenominon usually referred to as the "beer shit."

A Beer Shit is the unique bowel movement one experiences after a night of heavy drinking.

This term is cheeky because it sounds sort of like "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" which is a tragic condition indicative of a pregnant mother's consumption of alcohol during pregnancy.
Hey Jen, Ann...I'd stay out of the bathroom last night. We drank a case of High Life Light and I have the world's worst case of Fecal Alcohol Syndrome.
by Hanalee March 8, 2006
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fecal matter hits the rotary impeller

You know you're in trouble when the fecal matter hits the rotary impeller.
by Arioch1723 September 7, 2006
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fecalpheliac

Anyone who is obsessed with everything pertaining to poop.

Someone who's life revolves around poop: smelling it, eating it, touching it, rubbing it on themselves, talking about it, slipping it into conversation occasionally to get a laugh but secretly salivating over the idea of it.
Did you her John make that joke about poop. He must be a fecalpheliac.
by Timothy July 8, 2004
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Fecalphiliac-Fuck

A tall, white, pasty mother-fucker who enjoys dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, taking a picture of it on his cameraphone, and sending it via text message to his normal, unsuspecting friends.
Normal Kid #1: "You won't believe what John did! He sent me a picture of his
doo doo butter!"
Normal Kid #2: "Yeah he is a sick fecalphiliac-fuck!"

John: "I'm tall and pasty and like dropping shits and then eating it or rubbing it
on my bleached asshole."
by YJGenesee March 19, 2008
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fecal confetti

Little floating remnants of shit left after and incomplete flush.

Usually partially digested pieces of lettuce or other green veggies that resemble confetti.

AKA salad shooter or ass plasma
Nathan just didn't use the courtesy flush and he left a bunch of fecal confetti in there.
by jamal johnson 1 December 28, 2007
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fecal overspray

During a particularly explosive bowel movement, the residuals splattered on the bowl above the water level is considered to be Fecal Overspray. This is not to be confused with underspray.
My co-worker really laid a bomb down in the mens room today. The worst part was that he left all his fecal overspray to harden on the bowl and didnt clean it off all day.
by bootysmaxarax January 23, 2017
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