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It's a nice word for crap, poop, dung, the kids in the pool.
Oh yeah, one more thing. You must land into the safe zone filled with clean spring water, because if you don't, you will land in elephant feces.

feces horn 

On the bob and tom radio show whenever a news story involves shit in some way they honk the feces horn
There was a story in the news about a woman who fell from the upstairs balcony of her apartment, as luck would have it a maintenance crew was working on the septic tank so she landed in a pile of raw sewage which broke her fall and she was not injured. (Bob and Tom honk the feces horn)
feces horn by Michael_Hunt October 17, 2008

Feces Pizza

Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Taco Smell, Jackoff in the Box, a barf-n-puke joint, Shoplift 'N' Go, KWIK-RIP, Pizza Slut, or Feces Pizza to eat tonight?
Feces Pizza by andy1 December 11, 2006

Feces blowhole 

When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.
Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.
Feces blowhole by Arturo and Trevor December 31, 2012

Feces Feneagler 

A person grabs feces out of their butthole whilst in the shower
So and so is a feces Feneagler
Feces Feneagler by Sneaglerboy June 13, 2014

feces pieces 

A dump corresponding to a Type I shit on the Bristol Poop chart. The poop looks like tiny balls, reminiscent of a pile of candy in the style of M&M's or, more to the point, Reese's Pieces.
Dude, I think I need to go back to the doc, I am having a problem shitting, it's always a pile of feces pieces anymore. He told last time I needed more fiber in my diet so I switched to oatmeal stouts instead of that Milwaukee's Beast piss I was drinking. I guess maybe that's not what he intended.