On the bob and tomradio show whenever a news story involves shit in some way they honk the feces horn
There was a story in the news about a woman who fell from the upstairs balcony of her apartment, as luck would have it a maintenance crew was working onthe septic tank so she landed in a pile of raw sewage which broke her fall and she was not injured. (Bob and Tom honk the feces horn)
Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Taco Smell, Jackoff in the Box, a barf-n-puke joint, Shoplift 'N' Go, KWIK-RIP, Pizza Slut, or Feces Pizza to eat tonight?
A dump corresponding to a Type I shit on the Bristol Poop chart. The poop looks like tiny balls, reminiscent of a pile of candy in the style of M&M's or, more to the point, Reese's Pieces.
Dude, I think I need to go back to the doc, I am having a problem shitting, it's always a pile of feces pieces anymore. He told last time I needed more fiber in my diet so I switched to oatmeal stouts instead of that Milwaukee's Beast piss I was drinking. I guess maybe that's not what he intended.