feces

A matter of fecal (shit) that is usually dipersed through the ass... see fecal japan

Look at all that feces!

Man, thats some major feces!

by Jigga April 27, 2003

Feces

Means poo poo, but can also be baby mice.

I heard they found feces in the boys locker room...

What are feces?

Baby Mice!

Ewwwwww!!!

by Danno April 6, 2005

feces

short version for feets is

Give me a blanket, my feces cold.

by Brent Schenk December 3, 2003

feces

The solid, brown (I hope) stuff that is excreted by every living animal (save for George Dubblya. Hasn't dropped a loaf since '89!)

Man 1: You feces head!

by Doctor Gorby May 21, 2007

feces

When something bad happens

That Cubs loss was feces.
Antonymn: fecal
That Cubs victory was fecal

by Jubbernaut June 8, 2004

pocket feces

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.

Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?

Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.

by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014

towel feces

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.

Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow

by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017