Fetchin' Day

A general exclamation of something happening not to one's liking.

See also fucking hell

Austin: Fetchin' Day Szzark is a beast!

by Jasarn June 12, 2008

felching

Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.

After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.

by JD August 17, 2003

felching lesbians

A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.

The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).

by Kourics March 17, 2010

felching straw

Between two homosexual males. The act of one man blowing his load into his partners anas. When this is completed the male who blew his load will take a straw and suck out the cum out of the man's anas.

The man loves the taste of his own cum and other males anal juices so much, that after he performs anal sex he begins felching all the secretions.

by taint October 15, 2003

Felching

To suck or lick one's own semen from the butthole of a partner after anal sex.

"I sucked my cum out of darrens bumhole last night"
"ooh you fucking felcher"

by Josef Salmon March 13, 2005

Felchin

The action of licking taint formally known as tossing salad

My mom caught me felchin my stuffed animals last night

by Kota13f September 2, 2018

felching straw

This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.

I think I lost my felching straw in the couch. Can I borrow yours?

by dmp April 1, 2003