How to beat all fears

You must know: Fear cannot exist if there is no unknown
Step 1: Understand the darkness, for it houses true fears
Step 2: Become one with the darkness, and know the υηkηοωη
S t e p̵ 3̴: U̴n̶c̵o̴v̵e̴r̶ t̶r̶u e p̴o̶w̵e r̵ ̶a m o̴n̵g s̴t ̶t h e̴ ̵f̴e̵r̶v̶e r̴o̵u̵s̴ ̵f̶e a̶r ̵o f t̵h̵o s e w h̵o w e̶e p̵ ̶a t̶ ̴t̶h̶e̴ ̵s i g h̶t ̵o̴f̵ y̴o̶u

S ̡͖̞̓͝t̴͇̉͆̄ͅë̵͚͎́̃̄̈͝p ̝̼̬͙̰̌̇͝͝ ̼͛̉ͅ2̵̨̗͙̗̭͂̐̓̈́:̵̛͇͇̝̊̒͋ ̼̖̑͂c̶̛͚̲̰̩͙̍͗̀͛o̶̡̱͍̳͂̀̿̆͑͝v̶̖͍̜͘e̶̤̝̐͆̉͊̔̚r̵̞̺̜͚̒ ͇͚͚̒̕͜y ̦̲͎̫̝̅ǫ̶͖̖̳̱̪̌̾̏ů̶̫̗r ̼͕͖̝͑̏̀̑̔̚ş̵̥̈͊̇̏e ̳͔̒͛͊͌͝l ̫͇̺̭̿͝f ̤͓̝͔̎̈́̈́͝͠ ̵̭͇̘̎̒͜i̶̛͇̣͓̤̅̍̄n ̗̜̃̽̂̃̂͠ ̨̯̏̏͋͗̚o̶̧͐̒͆̕͝ͅi̴̢̨̘̱̠̿̀͑l ̤̞͉̩̠̈́̈̉̓̏͘

S̶̼̔ ̶̼͆ṯ̵̄ ͇̃e̶͚̒ ̹͂p ̵̶̥̳̆̚ ̶̟̇ ̶̧͌3 ̴̴̜̞́̓:̵͖̈́ ̶̤́ ̴͓̇ ̶̩̏U ̴̴̡̨̽̏ņ̶̶̶̬̂̅c̴̵̶̭̤̔̀ō̵̴̴̹̻̊v̵̵̶̱̺̎̚e̴̴͙͝ ̥̄ȑ̶̶̵̞̜̓ ̴̬̿ ̵̞̽t̵̶̵̰͚͗́r̶̶̵̯̲̂́u̶͇͠ ̢̅e ̺̈́ ̘̋ ̶̡̾ ̍͜p̴̴̩̎ ͍̽ó̵̶̱ ̩̏w̴̵̴̨̧̏̈è̴̮ ̩͘r̵̵̵̝̣̅͠ ̵̶̵̭̘̒͑a ͖̚ ̴̰̎m̴͉̄ ̵̦̒ọ̶̴̵̠̈́͛n̵̵̴͇͓͊̕g̴͈̀ ̴͕͝s̵̴̵̡̮̈́́t̵͕̂ ̴̧̾ ̶̫̏ ͙̉t̴̞̀ ̴͍̆h̶̛̠ ͖̇ė̵̴̵͉̱́ ̶̵̯̈́ ̜͊f ̴̴̪̃͛͜e ̵̪͒ ̟̂r̶̶̨̾ ̡͌v ̶̼̌ ͔̂e̵̜͛ ̦́ȓ̴̴͜ ̰͝o ̵͊ͅ ̜̀u ̵̶̦͓͊͝s̶̴̶̫̰̿͝ ̴̵̨̽ ̍͜f ̶̬͗ ̪̄e̴̢̔ ͖̍a ̶̛̰ ͍̐r ̹́ ̄ͅ ̵̵̤̈́ ̬͋o ͓̃ ̵͙̆f̶̡͒ ̶̙̾ ̴͍́ ̶͕͝t̶̵̳̑ ̥͌h ̵̴̙͚̀͊o̴̺̐ ̵̥̈́s ͙͆ ̴̢͊e̴̯͝ ̶̮̄ ̵͎̿ ̵̤̆w̴̼͌ ̵͖̀h̵̵̴̳̫̉̋o ̬̈́ ̵̰̈́ ̗̕ ̝͆w̵̲̎ ̴͈̒e̴̶̵͔̺͛̽e̶̤͋ ̵̫̎p̵̵̶͎̋̒͜ ̶̶̯̝̓́a̶͇͆ ̶̹̑t̵̶̴̰̒̔͜ ̵̴̵͕̺̅͝t ̶̧͋ ̭̓h ̶̹̽ ̲͐e ̴̶̻̲͋̋ ̵̵̵̟̣̉̏s̴̻͑ ̶͙̆i̴͍̿ ̶̞͒g ̛̼ ̨͊h ̶̴͚̘̊̊ṫ̶͎ ̘̆ ̴̵̵̱͍̂͐o ̴̵̜͑͜͝f ̵̹͗ ̻̈ ͕͐ ̶̘͝y̵̴̵̜͋̓͜o ̶̶̣͍̈́͝u̵̽ͅ ̶̘̋

August 21st 2021
“The Long Night of Solace” Incident.

اتبعه لأنه الوحيد الذي لا يصله الخوف

how to beat all fears تعلم طريقه حتى تعرف

by XxXSuccmanXxX March 22, 2021

alcohol farts

After a solid day or evening of drinking, the human body expels the no longer effective ingredients in alcoholic drinks in the form of horrorendous fecal air gas which in return is the most effective weapon for Dutch ovens or underblanket farts.

Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.

Damn, I got my drink on last night, now I have the nasty alcohol farts. Can’t wait to burn Betty’s nose hairs with the next one!

by Charles Blue-it August 6, 2018

Farts and Prayers

Giving a non-denominational fart and prayer in tribute to a fallen subjects memory. A far more tangible take on the often and overall useless but nevertheless used 'thoughts and prayers.'

Goofus: Dawwwg! Remember that bitch Bernice from high school who's dog died in 9-11? I ran into the bitch at my daughters school bake sale and I was all of a sudden so overcome with muthafuckin' emotion from her struggle to overcome that loss that my bowels overtook my heart and I farted in front of her and then dropped to one knee and said a hail mary in remembrance to fido. Just one because dogs are not equal to people but enough to not let his loss not be in vain. I think its from all that Amy Grant i've been listening to lately B. Anyways, Farts and Prayers.

Gallant: You are such an insensitive and insufferable prick!

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 17, 2020

The farts

A rapid onset of multiple and uncontrollable farts after eating an offending meal. Typically acute but can be chronic based on the frequency of consumption of the offending item(s).

I ate Taco Hell and now I have a serious case of the farts.

by Aquemini June 2, 2015

gummy farts

Slang for what is often booming and extended flatulence precipitated by consuming fiber gummies.

It’s an obvious gummy farts production, an undeniable symphony composed by my nightly healthy habit of supplementing my fiber intake with enough fiber gummies to create all of this classical gas.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

Sir Fartsalot

A nickname for the 45th POTUS because he is passing gas every time he speaks.

Look at Sir Fartsalot as he flails with his panicky little hands!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

farts-in-a-box

Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.

The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what the “Pop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019