A Missouri fountain usually occurs when an elderly man inserts anal beads up inside of his asshole to leave for six days. A presumably younger woman would rip the anal beads out of the elderly man's asshole while in a fetal, ass up position causing the fountain of shit to copulate within the woman's vagina.
The regional association is related to Missouri being famous for toasted ravioli.
The regional association is related to Missouri being famous for toasted ravioli.
by clitflicker47 January 17, 2021
Get the Missouri fountain mug.Noun. A bowl like form in the scrotum area filled with any liquid.
Verb. (Fountain of Youthing) When one consumes a liquid from a stretched out scrotum. (commonly in a bowl shape)
When a person stretches out their nut sack and fills the surface with a liquid (another person typically takes a sip from it)
Verb. (Fountain of Youthing) When one consumes a liquid from a stretched out scrotum. (commonly in a bowl shape)
When a person stretches out their nut sack and fills the surface with a liquid (another person typically takes a sip from it)
Showered with my girlfriend and she took a sip out of my fountain of youth.
I saw a girl fountain of youthing on the beach with a random guy using water from the ocean.
I saw a girl fountain of youthing on the beach with a random guy using water from the ocean.
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Get the Flunter mug.(n.) A derogatory combination of words, used to express disappoint and anger towards an individual, used most often in internet-based multiplayer games.
(Adj.) (facunting) Descriptive term used to describe some one who is behaving in a pessimistic, idiotic or unfriendly manner. Often, it refers to an incompetent member of a party or group, who ruins the experience of the group.
Originally, it was a contraction between faggot and cunt. However, a misconception that is readily repeated is that it is a combination of "fucking cunt". This is made in error, though is an accepted alternative use.
(Adj.) (facunting) Descriptive term used to describe some one who is behaving in a pessimistic, idiotic or unfriendly manner. Often, it refers to an incompetent member of a party or group, who ruins the experience of the group.
Originally, it was a contraction between faggot and cunt. However, a misconception that is readily repeated is that it is a combination of "fucking cunt". This is made in error, though is an accepted alternative use.
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Get the facunt mug.Funtak josip is a god that we dont deserve.He has 3 magical teath.
Every girl thinks hes hot.
He looks like an egg.
Every girl thinks hes hot.
He looks like an egg.
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