fapnight

When you spend a night watching porn,fapping and whatching youtube videos up to 4 a.m in the morning,which happens to most teenagers.

'Hey Bill,wanna come to play Smash Bros tonight with the gang?'

'No, thanks...tonight is my fapnight'

by Irradiatedpeanut November 9, 2015

fatfighter

FATFUCK, Obese kid.

Ed: 'CAMERON Is MIGHTY OBESE! HE MUST BE A FATFIGHTER.'

by Not A Spy Submarine April 24, 2014

Fortnight of Raging

Drinking every single day for 2 weeks

Libby - "The past 24 hours are the longest I've been sober in like two weeks"
Henry - "Damn. Solid fortnight of raging"

by Penguin Waffle October 11, 2011

fortnight

Slang for a long period of time, or what seems like a long period of time.

I'm so tired, I haven't slept in a fortnight.

I haven't seen Nigel in a fortnight.

by Kyle V M December 29, 2005

Fortnight

A nickname given to someone who’s too weak, it’s a play on words from the English word fortnight which is used to refer to a two week period of time

Hey fortnight, you should consider visiting the gymnasium my friend

by Dimmy Journey January 6, 2018

fortnight pleb

anyone who plays fortnight

play pubg you fortnight pleb

by i have an 12 pen15 in my ass February 15, 2018

Fortnight

How young kids with down syndrome spell the gay ass game Fortnite.

Hey Guys. Welcome To My New. Fortnight Ass. Review. Like and Subscribe .

by y6eyytdhfcyj December 26, 2019