factotum

n. A man who never had a job he liked; and never kept a job he had.

On such jobs a factotum becomes tired. They experience weariness beyond fatigue. They say mad, brilliant things. Out of my head, I cussed and talked and cracked jokes and sang. Hell boils with laughter.

by Nietzschean July 3, 2007

Fattory

When one cracks an erection of the penis. Also used in context whether you're man enough or not.

Quake just committed fattory.
Fattory or you're a fag.

by Noodlez November 8, 2007

fattoo

A large tattoo on a larger woman, especially in a roly, fleshy area, which could be anywhere on her body. The breasts, rump, or stomach roll/love handles are prime areas for this. Can be very stimulating visually.

My girlfriend China-T got a fattoo of my profile on her priceless left boob. It took the inkman four hours and three bottles of ink.

by Jayo Blade October 31, 2005

fagtot

An insult used by people who need to express deeper feeling than a faggot. Fagtot is like saying they have an IQ of 2 and cant function as a human being.

EXAMPLE.
Dave: Have you seen Venom?
John: yeah he's a Fagtot.

by Ckkjk June 17, 2016

fattitude

A fat chick throwing a lot of attitude, which makes you wonder why the hell are you at the receiving end, that too from a FAT chick.

Man, I'm having to put up with a lot of FATtitude these days.

by mayur June 11, 2006

Fattoo

An overweight, shouty, obnoxious, tattooed mother of equally loud, naughty kids. Usually with henpecked, obedient husband in tow. Husband still dresses like a teenager. The Fattoo still dresses as she did when she was 10 stone lighter.
Vest tops, tattooed arms on show, bangles and bracelets, fat legs.

Asda is full of Fattoos on a saturday afternoon.

What's that noise? "oh that's the Fattoo next door shouting at her kids again.

by dstacey102 October 12, 2017

FATTO REAL

"FATTO REAL" also known as "FATTORIA"
It is an exclamation of agreement.

Mostly used when you're totally agree with something.

X:"This beer taste really good!"
Y:"Fatto real!!"

by G-Karell November 26, 2021