Patronize

Something you have to do to women so they feel validated.
Females can't have conversations like men.

They don't want honesty, they don't want their world view challenged.

Girl: "How do I look?"
Guy: "You look... great!"
Girl: "Don't patronize me!"
Guy: "Fine ok, that dress is stupid, the frills are gonna drag on the ground. You're gonna be cold later and ask for my coat."
Girl: "Really!? You know what!? FUCK YOU!! You're such an asshole!"

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Matronize

It's like patronize but specifically coming from a woman.

Stop Stacey, don't matronize me!

by frakktalz July 4, 2025

Sally Fallonize

Sometimes shortened to Fallonize. To modify a recipe or prepare a dish in accordance with the principles outlined in "the Bible", ie, Sally Fallon's Nourishing Traditions (New Trends 2001). Most often it is applied to the soaking of grain and other seed products in yogurt or another cultured milk product overnight to achieve sour leavening or simply to reduce phytates. However, a wide range of modifications could be considered Fallonization.

Mary: Wow, these pierogi are so tasty. What is it about them?
Tom: I Sally Fallonized my baboushka's old recipe!

Alfonso: This carrot cake is so moist and delicious!
Alice: Mindy Sally Fallonized that shit!

by J'swhey February 4, 2013