Fagdad

pussy whipped male parent who sucks up not only to his wife (or civil partner, in which both parents would be fagdads), but also to all of his kids.

His name is Conrad? He must have a fagdad...poor kid

by Bengay19 November 22, 2011

Fardaddy

A very sexy man , who can cook.

“Omg he is such a Fardaddy”

I’ve been so lonely these days just wish a Fardaddy would come into my life.

by Hehe17173 February 17, 2021

fagdad

Wimpy guy with absolutely no muscle definition who's a dad but looks like the last dude you'd expect could possibly father a child. Typically seen wearing loafers, white socks and shorts and pushing a stroller with one hand while holding a toddler in the other, saying things in an effeminate voice like "Hang on honey, Mommy will be here in a minute and then we'll both kiss your boo-boo."

"Yo, see that guy with the kid, the dude who's holding his wife's purse? FAGDAD!"

by Ted Marx March 29, 2009

BGA From Fagdad

You might find a "BGA From Fagdad" at your local gas station, possibly at a family reunion or maybe even at home town buffet. This "BGA" From Fagdad will find you no matter where you are. Even if you say to the "BGA" that your somewhere else it will STILL find you so don't lie to it because it is all knowing. You might find a "BGA" smoking marijuana, popping pills of ecstasy or falling asleep on your couch or even at your dining room table. Some have reported this "BGA" to be eating in its natural habitat. Legend has it if you don't let it sleep and you put food near its face it might eat whatever it is. This "BGA" has a distinct smell and you can tell when its eating food for the smacking of the lips is quite obnoxious. If you ever see this "BGA" From Fagdad then you need to run as fast as possible, reports say that if you get into the fetal position he will rape you even if your pants are on. Beware of the "BGA From Fagdad".

Replacing the song lyrics to "Bagpipes From Bagdad" By Eminem and changing them to "BGA From Fagdad"

Ex- Badubadumbadumbadum nom nom nom nom.

Dude whats that thing over there it looks like a rhino?
Well thats a BGA FROM FAGDAD obviously!

by iWILLmakeucum November 24, 2010

fagdad

to share a homosexual relationship with ones own father.

why don't you just go and have sex with your dad you fagdad straight outta baghdad

by TB The G September 28, 2005

Fatdaddy

Fatdaddy is a great person. He be nice to people everyday. He do his homework and be nice to his sister,brother, and his cousins. HE LOVE HIS FAMILY SO DO HIS SISTER!

Fatdaddy is nice and thankful.

by Yofav.._NiyahNa November 27, 2019

FagDad

A dad who acts like a mom and is just feminine in general. Can often be seen with Starbucks while talking to the moms of his sons friends. Most likely a FagDad will have a weak/high voice and will just sound like a pussy when he talks. And last but not least, all FagDads can be easily overexcited, especially in public places

"My dad is such a pussy"
"Yeah bro hes a FagDad"

by DANgerouslyTrill September 22, 2016