Fatassing

To Procrastinate or eat excessivly

Stop fatassing and get back to work!

by Lord Djem So January 06, 2008

fatassed

When something gives way or breaks due to a sudden increase in weight that was put upon it.

Wow! She really fatassed that beach chair! We had to throw it away!

by sporto March 28, 2006

Fatass

A person who is extremely overweight and won’t stop eating.

Jaron Schiowitz is a perfect example of someone who is fat. He is also a really big fatass.

by D’TRIO May 11, 2020

Fatassed

verb, past tense
(fat-ass-ed)

to waste time, to do nothing for a long period of time. the act of being a fatass.

Ryan: Wow I haven't done anything today.
Hannah: Same, I just sat at home and fatassed.

by Hannah412 February 07, 2009

fatassive

Simple really, fat+ass+massive. Hence the word fatassive

"Wow, look at that fatassive chick!"

by Scott "fmg" L February 12, 2006

Fatassing

Verb. To procrastinate or find unimportant activities with the purpose to simply annoy people for your own pleasure. Such activities include; aimlessly wondering around in someone's office, blablabla-ing with friends online while munching on food for the purpose of munching or otherwise focusing on being an nuisance.

Q: Honey why are you walking around in my office with a piece of KFC stuck in your mouth while blablabla-ing with your friends?

A: Oh I'm just fatassing around

Q: Well don't it's annoying.

A: I know. That's why I'm a fat-ass.

by UncleTomTheGreat August 03, 2017

Fatass

A pussy ass bitch beaner named Emilio Cardenas

If fatass Emilio sits on you, you will die!

by Emiliofatass February 18, 2020