Skinny Ass Fat Gay Bastard

A dumb person who was once fat but is now skinny.

Guy 1: Danm, Billy lost hella weight ova tha summer.

Guy 2: I know tha skinny ass fat gay bastard.

Skinny Ass Fat Gay Bastard by Regulata May 23, 2010

Fat dirty neck bastard 

When your friend is fat and doesnt wash his neck and its so dirty it turns black

Thailand: Angel wash your neck you Fat Dirty Neck Bastard

Fat dirty neck bastard by Kevin the african jit October 5, 2019

fat bastardry 

going out to eat and ordering a large stack of pancakes ala mode as a follow-up to the meal.

I thought he said "pound cake ala mode" when she asked if we wanted dessert, but then she came back with 3 huge pancakes covered with ice cream, whipped cream and fudge! That's some serious fat bastardry!

fat bastardry by vish213 August 10, 2010

fat basterd 

A guy who is a lazy good for nothing piece of shot some people call it a virus of being a douch and a fat basterd

My dad sits on my mother spanking her what a fat ass good for nothing fat basterd

fat basterd by Lorcan hodges December 6, 2015

fanbastard 

An extension of the term "fanboy," meant to be used specifically as the derogatory form instead of the basic term.

Some people wear the term "fanboy" proudly and they rightly deserve to as long as they are respectful of criticism and opposing viewpoints along with being polite in the discussion or advocating of the fan-subject. However, once the person crosses the territory from simply being a strong fan and advocate to becoming unreasonable, overzealous, or rude to those that oppose or differ in opinion, they cross from a "Fanboy" to a "Fanbastard."

Such behavior can range from obnoxiously trying to push the subject onto others, praising the subject without accepting the faults, flat out denying any negative criticism of the subject, and any other rude behavior associated in discussing the subject.

That dude is such an Apple Fanbastard!

fanbastard by OriginalBurch June 4, 2010

Fatbastard 

To eat junk food by placing a similar, but slightly different, piece of junk food on top of it. The eater then proceeds to bite both in one motion, hence completing a full fatbastard.

Damn, did you see Sean fatbastard those two doughnuts? Chocolate and Vanilla frosting for the win!

Fatbastard by Crazy Legs February 24, 2006

fagbastard 

1. One who is simultaneously ignorant, annoying, and a bad person.

"Wow that guy is a loser and an asshole! What a fagbastard!"

fagbastard by bad daddy April 13, 2005