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fartorade

When you find some Gatorade lying around and decide to drink it on impulse and the first whiff you get of it smells like someone is bent over in the bottle farting up your nostrils.
"Oh shit son! A free Gatorade!....oh what the fuck is this flavor!? It's a full bottle of fartorade!"
by Btcsk8r March 2, 2014
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fartoholic

- "You're such a fartoholic"
- "No I'm not! I just fart a lot"
by thebearminimum June 26, 2017
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fartology

The scientific study of flatulence, especially the causes and cures.
After reading the fartology sections in several personal health books Kevin avoided eating at Tex-Mex restaurants.
by Alabaster Al August 16, 2008
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fartology

The scientific study of flatulence, especially its causes and cures.
Advances in fartology have led to a new product called "Nofartus from Novartus" which can greatly reduce intestinal gas.
by antelope al August 1, 2008
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fartoholic

Someone who is addicted to their own fart smell, and so farts as often as possible.
'Stan, you're a real fartoholic'
'So?'
'You stink.'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
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el farto!

A powerful expression of disgust or disdain made even more potent when strategically timed with a fierce blast of flatulence.
My dear mother would artfully express her hostility for my adulterous father by sneaking the dinner plate down in front of him while squatting a little, cutting a loud ripper and yelling out, “el farto!”
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2019
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Fartory

1. A factory of farts.
2. Where you find yourself when among or around two or more people with excessive flatulence (though rare, it is possible to achieve a fartory by one's self).
After a catered lunch featured egg salad and bean dip, the office employees soon found themselves working in a fartory.
by Dug n' Dun May 1, 2008
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