fartiversary

The annual celebration of a smelly fart, toot, or burst of flatulence by one of your friends.

Where are you going this weekend?

I am going to Charlotte to celebrate Matt Yoss’ two year fartiversary.

That’s awesome! Will you be drinking fartinis?

by KBL Pack 12/8 December 6, 2024

fortified penis

Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.

(1980) “did you here that Michael Jackson got a fortified penis?”

by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025

Fartificial Insemination

When you nut in someone’s butt and they fart it into a pussy.

Yah bro, my Dads couldn’t get pregnant so they had to use fartificial insemination.

by Thedonius Parcelfoot III September 10, 2025