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Fretaphobia

The act of being new to guitar hero and being afraid of the blue and orange frets because you don't think your pinky finger can take it. The normal reactions to this are anger, threats, violence, and, depending on how drunk the player is, incessant giggling. Symptoms may include reluctance, making up excuses not to play, and headbanging to draw attention from the T.V.
Danny: Oh crap... here comes the solo...
*guitar squeaks*
Everyone watching: *laughing*
Danny: Crap! I told you guys I had Fretaphobia! I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!
by BLINDPARAPLEGICS, MOBILIZE January 2, 2008
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frataphobia

Girl 1: Sorry I can’t go to the party, there will be too many frat boys.

Girl 2: So you have frataphobia?
Girl 1: Y e s.

Names of classic frat boys:

Chad
Andrew
Josh
James
Kaleb
Brandon
C H A D
by nopeeeeeeeeees April 4, 2021
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Failaphobia

Fear of failing because you might just end up on fail blog
Dude you hear that mikes not coming out of his house today because hes developed a failaphobia
by Cpl AGENT 47 June 27, 2009
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Farrophobia

I know a girl who has Farrophobia and she can't leave her house at all.
by ShreyaH20 November 12, 2017
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Factophobia

A person so stupid they are afraid of facts and common knowledge.
"Donald Trump has Factophobia"
by FrogFanatic June 2, 2021
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Cartaphobia

The fear of or feeling of discomfort when around shopping carts.
Person one: working as cart retrieval for a while now I think I have developed a fear of shopping carts.
Person two: what like Cartaphobia?
by Lueyroth June 7, 2014
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fattyphobia

Having the fear of fat, chubby, volumptous, BBW, people. From: Fatty, meaning one who carries extra fat. and Phobia, meaning fear.
She does not like volumptous women because she has fattyphobia.
by Captain Caper April 11, 2008
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