When a vagina is gaping, dirty, and vile cesspool emits a loud, wet,
flatulence that smells like a corpse that has been rotting in the dessert heat and is being used as a
litter box for 10,000 cats, tends to always leave a nasty brown
permanent stain.
I am such a nasty
fucking skank, I keep having wet, hot, chunky, explosive puffy puffy
pussy farts that are making everyone vomit, got me banned from Uber and Lyft, and killed a baby and my grandmother. I should probably clean my nasty steak umm puffy puffy pussy before I have anymore puffy puffy
pussy farts that squirt out brown chunky goo, that kind of looks like applesauce, but I tasted it, and...it's not applesauce.