fapsturbate

To masturbate furiously, or fap.

I'm serious, did you fapsturbate to my porn?

by Dumpsterbaby December 16, 2007

faesty

adjective: being or acting like a; jerk, asshole, weirdo, obtuse, bothersome

why you bein' so faesty, guy?

by Raul (comes out at night) November 28, 2007

fanster

A typical bitch. This person is afraid of most things and is a general pussy about everything. Also is a term for a gay or overly feminine person.

Chad is such a fanster, he never wants to do anything fun.
Do it you fanster.
Fuck you, you bitch ass fanster.

by Chadwick Vonbetch October 26, 2017

fapster

A person who frequently faps.

That Marcus, he's such a fapster, his floors are all dirty and his carpets are stained.

by Ssilver7 September 29, 2005

fagstick

a dumbshit; an idiot; someone hated generally by everyone. refferring especially to homosexuals. or those who act like homosexuals. works for others too. also a good insult for younger people (eg. freshmen or 8th graders).

Dre: hey, look at Cooper over there jumping rope.

Jason: ha ha, what a fagstick.

by Drenessness July 28, 2009

fagstag

The male version of a faghag.
A straight male with a gay confidant.
Perhaps call his confidant a stagfag

g1> Those two are always talking...I didn't know Jon was gay.
g2> Nah, he's just fagstagging.

by Seth March 4, 2004

Farsting

1. The act of talking incessantly about ideas, situations, or circumstances without knowing the information of the subject involved.

2. babbling incoherently in a manor often offensive.

3. Other uses and/or spellings: To FARST, FARSTED, FARST.

1. He was FARSTING about football, though he has never played or watched a game.

2. The drunk in the bar is FARSTING, talking a lot, but saying little to nothing at all.

by Dr. Anthoney Horse April 4, 2010