mushroom farmer

Somebody who treats people like mushrooms - keeps them in the dark, whilst feeding them shit.

A manager who fails to inform his staff of important details, whilst spewing forth a large quantity of "management speak" such as "at the end of the day, we have to move the goal posts for team productivity, and embrace more bluesky thinking"

by Evil Ed April 22, 2005

farmers blow

Blowing your nose with out a tissue by pushing on one nostril and blowing out the other to get rid of boogers and snot.

When I am out running I don't carry tissue so when I need to blow my nose I just do a farmers blow.

by golfnut23 March 13, 2009

Farmer's Hanky

The act of blowing your nose by a combination of covering one nostril with a finger and clearing the other with a powerful nasal blast of air, for use when a suitable snot receptacle isn't available. Popluar with farmers and footballers and useful in the right situation, but not really acceptable among polite company. Unless you're desperate of course.

Look away love, I'm going to have to do a Farmer's Hanky

by TheWoodsman December 21, 2010

Thoughtful Farmer

Someone who "fertilizes" other people's farms.

John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
farm fertilize booty call

by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010

The Farmers league

Dangerous organization of geologist that discuss minerals like gold, platinum, uranium and coal. The organization doesn't like the coal mineral due to some historical moments. This organization is dangerous and should be locked up. They also like football players like mbappe.

The farmers league is a dark place

by Cristo Ronald suwiii January 19, 2022

farmerous

When a county has many farmers living in it, it is said to be very farmerous.

Central London is not a very farmerous county.

by An Angry Banker June 15, 2014

The Farmer

a person who does well with the baby girls by planting the seeds at the appropriate time, letting the crops grow until they are ripe for the picking, the reaps the bounty or booty in this case, just to wait till next year seedlings need planted for a new crop of baby girls to be seeded, ripe for the picking, and harvested once again, cycle repeats

Jim is quite the Farmer, a baby girl came in the club, he dissed her after she smarted off, he said your loss. Next time when her and her friends came in he bought them shots and ended up back at their house for a night of sweet loving. Some say the greatest Farmer of all time

by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2008