Wells Fargo'd

To forcefully have your pants pulled down, dry sand rubbed in your mudhole and be brutally FUCKED in the A. Usually when you least expect it and don't deserve it.

Guy1: Dude. My bank just wells fargo'd me with crazy fees.
Guy2: What bank do you use?
Guy1: Wells Fargo.

Fuck you wells fargo!!!

by ReignMan May 4, 2014

Pulling a Wells Fargo

Definition 1: Adding ambiguous and uncalled for fees to a product or service and only informing the customer of them by hiding the terminology deep in a document.

Can also mean: When an error or issue is brought to your attention and you refuse to take personal responsibility for it.

Bro 1: "Agh, I just bought these french fries but they charged me for the ketchup. When I bought this up the cashier pointed to a small sign on the bathroom door saying they were now charging for ketchup"

Bro 2: "Dude, they are totally pulling a Wells Fargo"

by Well_Skywalker December 17, 2011

Wells Fargo

A bank where there is a fee for everything.

Wells Fargo has a fee for "free" checking.

by MoleDeMesa October 2, 2003

wells fargo

A blood-sucking corporate leech who says that it is all about the customer, but then proceeds to force their employees into making bogus sales goals and to mislead their customer just to make a buck.

Why wait for someday, open a Wells Fargo checking account today, and be ready to be screwed over by people like Heather and Greg.

by salt n' peppa March 25, 2008

Wells Fargo

A permanent training facility for incompetent tellers who will eat away at your money through countless unnecesary fees.

Commonly called "Wells Fuck-up"

"I just lost half of my paycheck to Wells Fargo fees."

by KCkckc April 11, 2006

Wells Fargo

The epitome of corporate greed. Being sued by the City of Baltimore for predatory lending practices. One of the largest holders of properties in Cleveland, Ohio in 2007, 2008 (and on track in 2009) where their predatory practices have reduced $80,000 homes to $3,000 shacks in neighborhoods that have become blighted due to the bank’s neglect to even provide fundamental maintenance for the HUNDREDS of houses they now own. Received 25 BILLION in government assistance, yet still cannot answer the phone and refuses to even attempt to negotiate with home owners. Known to ACORN workers as one of the worst banks out there.

Wells Fargo, predatory lender specializing in destroying home values throughout the US.

by wells fargo worker March 3, 2009

Wells Fargo

When a man ejaculates on a womans face and sticks $100 bills to her face.

You should give her a Wells Fargo.

by BKBaby June 24, 2011