fattitude

Someone who has a bad attitude mostly because they are overweight.

Hilda has a nasty fattitude befacause her ass is way too big.

by booboo 1971 August 2, 2009

fartitude

A state of mind in which one farts in public without caring if anyone around them hears it.

Danny showed some serious Fartitude by loudly dropping ass in the middle of church.

by mr soybot January 24, 2007

aptitude

Someone's aptitude for a particular kind of work or activity is their ability to learn it quickly and to do it well.

He drifted into publishing and discovered an aptitude for working with accounts.

by lisbethsalander April 12, 2014

Fattitude

To describe the punk ass attitude that arsey, entitled fat fucks use to justify being a shitstain on society.

John: I don’t hate fat people, but Sienna really gets on my nerves...
Dave: it’s that fattitude she has

by hijaxxd October 17, 2019

flattitude

The attitude that objects which are scientifically proven to be 3-dimensional are actually 2-dimensional or flat.

Jack: "Look at that planet, it is sooo spherical!"
John: "No, I believe you are wrong! It is obviously flat!"
Jack: "Dude, your flattitude is showing!"

by moisays April 15, 2017

faptigue

Extreme tiredness in the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, typically resulting from incessant stimulation of the genitals with the hand.

Last night, I binged Nikki Anne's filmography. And this morning I'm faptigued.

by honoraryballsack October 31, 2017

of Jar-Jarian aptitude

When and action or statement is so ridiculously stupid or un needed.

When you get knifed in the back..5 times in a row on Black ops. It is a fail of jar-jarian aptitude

by that guy without pants on June 7, 2011