sans fangirl

a screechy terrifying young girl who scares the living shit out of me
also a lil' bitch who will kill if you even mention sans not being real

Me: did you see that sans fangirl
Sans Fangirl: WAT U SAY ABOUT ME

by Whyjust...why June 23, 2017

fangirl attack

When a super fan of a particular form of media, such as a music group or television show, begins to obsess over said media to an extreme. These attacks are usually brought on by events like a favorite character dying or their OTP finally getting together (or in extreme cases breaking up - this is an extremely dangerous time). If you come across a fangirl/fanboy while they are having a fangirl attack, DO NOT ENGAGE. They are extremely emotional during this time and could even become violent. To avoid any unnecessary injuries, walk away slowly and leave him/her to cry in peace.

Girl: WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME ?!?
Boy1: What's up with her?
Boy2: She's having a fangirl attack. We'd best leave her alone before it gets out of control.
Girl: *crying in front of her computer screen*

by theinternethasruinedme April 5, 2015

Twilight Fangirl

Twilight Fangirls (TFs) are typically young, fanatical female fans of the Twilight series of books/films & may be identified by their Hot Topic Twilight tees. TFs travel in small organized groups, or at Twilight-sanctioned events, in larger unorganized packs. Ear protection is a must for bystanders when more than 10 TFs have gathered. TFs should be approached with caution by non-Twilight fans, and safety guidelines should be followed. NEVER state aloud that you are not a Twilight fan, have never read the book(s), or find 'Breaking Dawn' unrealistic in any way. If threatened, back away slowly & repeat calmly "I read the Isle Esmee chapter 27 times!". TFs' greatest wish is to stalk the set of any Twilight film, or - SQUEE!!! - to meet Robert Pattinson.

Twilight Fangirl #1 "OMG, did you hear Rpattz is on the set in Vancouver?"
Twilight Fangirl #2 "I KNOW! Let's go camp outside his hotel (or the hotel we THINK he's at) for 3 weeks!"
TF #1 & TF #2 "SQUEEEE!!!"

by bikechick August 14, 2009

Fandertastic

How it feels to see Thomas Sanders.

Fander 1: Oh my Glob! It’s Thomas Sanders!
Fander 2: That’s Fandertastic!

by zimmygirl777 September 14, 2023

Fander

1. Someone who possibly eats non-edible things
2. someone who loves Thomas Sanders

"Hey did you hear about that one person? Heard they ate deodorant"
"Yeah, and of course they're a fander"

by itreallydobelikethat May 21, 2020

Fangirl Syndrome

The point at which fangirling becomes a personality trait rather than moments of weakness when seeing something or someone relating to their "affection".

She has come down with Fangirl Syndrome. We have lost her to the fandom.

by itsaboutwritingwithheart February 23, 2015

White Fanged

To purposefully force someone or something away for the overall benefit of said person or thing.

i loved her but if i hadn't "white fanged" her there would eventually be a double homicide, and she would be an orphan.

by Jakk Napier June 23, 2012