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Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis

When a pimp seriously injures or kills his ho, thus losing money by not being able to pimp her out.
detective 1: I'm out here on Highland Road again, looking at another dead prostitute. What a waste.

detective 2: I know. That bitch could be making money sucking and fucking. At least a couple grand on Friday night, alone. It's a damn shame.

detective 1: I believe they call it Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis. It's a form of nigger logic.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 8, 2010
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ZWOT Analysis

Ziggy's Wall Of Text Analysis.

Involves creating a wall of text so vast you simply must have covered everything regardless of what you've written.

Ziggy himself, from the website OzHadou, is renowned for creating such walls of text often.
Rod's paper was so text heavy that he thought it was an essay; turns out it was a ZWOT Analysis.
by Final Atomic Buster October 30, 2008
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manalysis

Manalysis (Man-al-iss-iss) n.: Judgment and analysis of one male's actions, performed by a wholly separate (and usually unfamiliar) male. Most often asked for by close female friends and unusually close ex-girlfriends when attempting to determine a new male's intentions toward her.
Lisa: "Did you see those texts i forwarded to you last night? What the fuck?"

Kyle: "I did, and after further manalysis, my buddies and I have decided that the guy you met on match.com is interested in you, however he is also a junior in high school."
by nealbledsoe October 22, 2009
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Static Analysis

Static analysis is a method of debugging software without executing the program. It is often executed using automated tools.
Did you complete dynamic analysis on the software after the static analysis?
by Firze December 9, 2012
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stakeholders analysis

A process of finding the people who are important and have to say yes to make it work, as well as finding the people who are annoying and will say no to stop it from happening.
Gary: At our next Stakeholders Analysis we have to add Linda as a stakeholder because she is the Director and she gets the final say.
Dave: Ok, we also have to add Rob because he's just going to whine and complain and ruin everything if we don't involve him.
by Orzo Nacirema June 22, 2017
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Ajs Analysis podcast

Ajs Analysis is a podcast about music if ya like music ya like his podcast
Guy: Man I wish I knew how my fav song was made other guy: ask Ajs analysis podcast to review and tell ya
by That1guy64 January 5, 2021
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Fanglyfish

A deep sea creature that Strong Bad considered becoming in Email 119. Completely with lure and deck in the back for dancing and dining. Second place winners recieve one if they click on "The Cheat" at the end of the email.
"How can I enjoy the dinner and dancing if I'm the deep-sea Fanglyfish?"
by Losti May 13, 2005
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